They say, I Write

What I read or hear, Straight comes here.

1. Straight out, no beating around the bush,typical you. Though unlike Mohini,who lurks around bushes. (a spontaneous line, wrote it on Mohini's blog)
   
   
2. KISS-Keep It Short and Sweet ( On top of MILF and TIT?)
   
   
3. Please stay out of trouble. People are generally idiots, and it doesn't pay to be recklessly mean to them and tell them to stick it where the sun don't shine. That's my job. So don't fight... (my wild imagination got the worst of it for " stick it")
   
   
4. Fire Ram, Hare ram,Send him home to his farm, Cos that Poofter lost his charm(this is Poofter's line, I love the rhyme, it got me crying..with laughter!)

5. Wimal Weerawansa gets Mwah! from Umma And war against the media continues (this is two different headings put together, the meaning completely changed..twisted!)